Why do
we care? Because it's Britney, that's why! Britney's cellulite
is the talk of health fanatics, spas, and envious but concerned
teens everywhere.
"If she has it, what can I do about it?" Asks Jenny,
a 16 year old girl from New Hampshire. "She's one of my favorite
stars, and she has cellulite. And she's so young!"
Jenny has answered the question. We care because Britney Spears
is one of the top selling recording artists of all time. Fans
around the world adore her and know everything that there is to
know about her career and life and that includes Britney's cellulite.
But aside from that, she is also a person. She has problems just
like everyone else, and those problems can include cellulite.
Our tabloids devote pages to it. People spend hours discussing
it. You're even reading about it at this very minute. Britney's
cellulite is overwhelming in its coverage. And it's such a common
problem. Many people can relate to it. There are others who face
the same issue. It makes us all realize that it's not an isolated
affliction; that others can be left with the problems of cellulite
and that includes Britney.
Sure, it's Britney. We want to know everything about her. But
if it's Britney, megastar, then maybe there are others out there,
regular people and celebrities who share her cellulite problem.
And if there are others, maybe there are remedies, products, and
treatments. Well, thankfully, we can say that there are. So the
next time you open your newspaper and see Britney's cellulite
plastered across the pages, fear not, help is on the way. |
